Lightning fast! Instant food! Does your phone have 4G?!?! It doesn't?!?! Jump in front of a train! NOW!! I WANT IT NOW!! Vrrrrrrrrrroooooom!! Full throttle! 5 HOUR ENERGY! MORE!! I need to be awake! LONGER!! WORK HARDER!! GO! GO! GO! Bills? I got bills! I GOT LOTS OF BILLS!! Kick my dog! Take my wife!! WHERE ARE MY KIDS?! I don't have kids!! THEREISSOMUCHTRAFFIC!! GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU *@!!!&@%$%!!

stop.

breathe.

relax.

Tazo Tea. One sip at a time.
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